Gwyneth Paltrow’s Legs Turn to Goop: Victim of Body Oil Overload

Gwyneth Paltrow’s appears to be taking the name of her website,, literally when she appeared on Conan O’Brien’s Tonight Show covered in goop.

gwyenthPaltrow’s appearance on the new Tonight Show was a bit puzzling when she appeared with her legs smothered in a thick, shiney substance. I adore Gwyenth and she always looks lovely so this fashion faux pas was probably the result of too much body oil, which when used in moderation can make your legs look thin and give off a sexy sheen. This goopy application had Gwynnie looking like she bathed in Crisco. Someone must have alerted her of the greasy shine because she returned after the break looking normal after apparently wiping down her legs. Gwyenth looks perfectly put together otherwise in a nude sheath with a detailed, gunmetal overlay.  

I myself have been a victim of body oil overload and it wasn’t fun. I slathered my legs with a heavy, oil based gel before hitting the streets of NYC. Within an hour, I had attracted every inch of dirt and dust in Manhattan making my feet and legs turn black. It took a full wash and scrub in the bathtub to remote the residue. So beware, when using body oil remember to apply sparingly or else you could look like you’ve been dipped in Crisco.

One response to “Gwyneth Paltrow’s Legs Turn to Goop: Victim of Body Oil Overload

  1. Sexy babe. All Russians love Gwyenth.

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